DOOFENSHMIRTZ
EVIL INCORPORATED
"I used to have goals. They were evil goals. But they were goals."
EVIL SCHEME OF THE DAY
CLASSIFIED
Project: Lunar Rotatinator
"So, to recap, I rotate the dark side of the lunar surface towards the Earth, eliminating the full moon, and corner the market on evil!"
QUOTES
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Hall of Inators
Official Registry of Danville Malfunctions
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For
Frightening Investments in Naughtiness